the Skinnymalinks King

No one really knew what the Skinnymalinks King was. The only known thing was that he was wandering through the woods with a strange, distorted music accompanying him: 'Little, little kid, little little kid', it said. Yet people thought of him as a king. And he probably was, wasn't he? After all, wasn't that a crown up his head? And these blue veins? He had blue blood, for sure, and only kings have blue blood, that is known. So people called him the Skinnymalinks King. And they told their children the Skinnymalinks King would kill them if they didn't eat their carrots. Little did they know that actually, carrots were dangerous, too. But that's another story.